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Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Kris Jenner Miserable?

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AKM Images Dear Ted: First off, some of your reader aren't so smart and need to chill! Why did Kris Jenner get plastic surgery? I have no ideal how old she is, but she looked great. I hope she's not unhappy or something. —Lazy Daisy Dear Face - Lift Fiasco: Trust, Kris is happy and confident. The Kardashian klan just have a way different way of seeing nips and tucks. Kim's said she'll get plastic surgery when things start to sag. Kourt got her boobs done already, and we've all seen what happened to Bruce Jenner 's face. Dealio is that Kris just wanted an extra-surprised-lookin' face for her tot's nuptuals. Runs in the fam, darling! Dear Ted: How many of the Glee kids were surprised with Ryan Murphy 's announcement on several of them leaving after this next season? What about those not mentioned, specifically Dianna Agron , Mark Salling , Amber Riley and the other originals? Guess they will all hit the road and, of course, not be part of the po...

Afternoon Piss! Why Won't Beyoncé Do an Album Redo?

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Columbia Records Columbia Records Say goodbye to Sasha Fierce and hello to Beyawncé. That's who seems to be laying down tracks on Beyoncé 's soon-to-be-released album, 4 . It's no news that the album leaked forever ago, but now Page Six claims that B's peeps worry the album will bomb and have even tried to get her to rerecord some fresher tracks. And must say, we think Beyoncé's a fool for not agreeing to it. RELATED: Girl Power Returns: Watch Beyoncé's "Run The World (Girls)" Video Now! The album is pretty damn boring. "It doesn't have the hit songs that her fans are used to. [The record label] asked her to make changes, but she said no," Page Six reports. As fans of B's entire discology—from "Crazy in Love" to "Halo"—we agree there's a serious lack of Bey's signature fierceness. Or any fierceness at all, actually. There's basically one dance song on the whole album, and you've already heard it...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Will Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer Reunite?

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DREAMWORKS Dear Ted: I Am Number Four was not a mega hit but it wasn't a flop either. My sweet rescue terrier, Cupcake , and I would like to know if the producers of the movie decided to make a sequel (there are more books in that series), would exes Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron be legally obligated to star in it. I know most of the Twilight crew signed on in the beginning for at least three films. Just curious. And frankly, Cupcake and I thought their chemistry was great in Number Four . —Cupcake and Liz Dear I Am Number Five: The studio definitely had these par-tick hotties sign on for multiple flicks, in hopes that alien adventure would be the next big box office hit—which it wasn't. So, yes, the cast is locked in whether they like it or not (most likely the latter, doll), but the likelihood of a sequel is slim. You're right about the hot chemistry tho, C—probably too hot though, right? Dear Ted: Well, the Twilight train is slowing down, but Robert and Kristen ...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Visions of Closeted Gays and Gaga Fill Readers' Dreams!

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Dear Ted: I had this dream the other night. Lady Gaga was performing "Born This Way" at the Oscars, and she dedicated it to all of the closeted actors and actresses in the audience—not by name, of course—and invited them to stand up, be proud and join her on the stage. At first, it was just Gaga, but then Neil Patrick Harris went up on stage and Jane Lynch . Then a few other out celebs went up. Slowly, other celebs went up. Jake Gyllenhaal , Taylor Lautner , James Franco , Hugh Jackman , Angelina Jolie , Nicole Kidman and Kristen Stewart (K went first, by the way) all went up. Everyone was cheering and celebrating. Things got a bit X-rated from there, but anyway, my point is, Was my subconscious onto anything there? Any of these celebs (not asking which, of course) in the closet? —Wanda Dear Magic Wanda : Oh if only coming out were this simple in Hollywood—just like a dream! Unfortunately, reality is much harsher. There are definitely some question marks on that subcon...

Afternoon Bitch-Back? Is Angelina Jolie in It Just for the Press?

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UNHCR/J. Tanner Dear Ted: Coming from a family of ferocious mothers, I was raised to be a strong woman, and because of that, I have found myself looking up to Angelina Jolie since my childhood. However, I'm not stupid and I can tell that ever since her relationship with Brad Pitt started, she's kept her Vices to herself and that doesn't bother me. It's part of the job description, but what I'm wondering is if all the adoption and charity work is a facade? Does she truly care or is it all about the publicity? I've heard nasty rumors about her reasons for taking in those kids and it would be a bit of bummer if they were true. —Joni Dear Public Access: Glad to tell you, J, that you can still worship at the altar of Saint Angelina. While A.J. does indeed have some nasty little Vices that are sure to shock, all the good deeds she does for the world are the real deal. She's a mama bear and loves helping others. The press is just the cherry on top of the sundae...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Barack Obama Commander-and-Vicer?

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AP Photo/Evan Vucci Dear Ted: I assume that no one was all that shocked when the Bill Clinton cheating on Hillary scandal broke, but it got me to thinking. The Obamas look so happy and solid together, I think I'd be devastated to discover that there are problems there. Please tell me I can rest assured that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are all that they seem? —Fiona Dear Presidential Problem: They've got a lot on their plates—what with running the friggin' country for B and hitting the social scene (always for a good cause, of course) and fashionista mom duties for M—but they're totally a team. Don't fret, our American royalty is Oval Office-scandal free. No blue dresses here! Dear Ted: Between the three, seemingly sweet and simple Emmas — Roberts , Watson , and Stone —who's the Viciest at this moment, and who has the greatest potential to join the ranks of B.V. Superstars? —Idy RELATED: Why Can't Potter Hottie Emma Get a Date?! Dear Triple Troubl...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Barack Obama Commander-and-Vicer?

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AP Photo/Evan Vucci Dear Ted: I assume that no one was all that shocked when the Bill Clinton cheating on Hillary scandal broke, but it got me to thinking. The Obamas look so happy and solid together, I think I'd be devastated to discover that there are problems there. Please tell me I can rest assured that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are all that they seem? —Fiona Dear Presidential Problem: They've got a lot on their plates—what with running the friggin' country for B and hitting the social scene (always for a good cause, of course) and fashionista mom duties for M—but they're totally a team. Don't fret, our American royalty is Oval Office-scandal free. No blue dresses here! Dear Ted: Between the three, seemingly sweet and simple Emmas — Roberts , Watson , and Stone —who's the Viciest at this moment, and who has the greatest potential to join the ranks of B.V. Superstars? —Idy RELATED: Why Can't Potter Hottie Emma Get a Date?! Dear Triple Troubl...

Afternoon Bitch-Back? Is Angelina Jolie in It Just for the Press?

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UNHCR/J. Tanner Dear Ted: Coming from a family of ferocious mothers, I was raised to be a strong woman, and because of that, I have found myself looking up to Angelina Jolie since my childhood. However, I'm not stupid and I can tell that ever since her relationship with Brad Pitt started, she's kept her Vices to herself and that doesn't bother me. It's part of the job description, but what I'm wondering is if all the adoption and charity work is a facade? Does she truly care or is it all about the publicity? I've heard nasty rumors about her reasons for taking in those kids and it would be a bit of bummer if they were true. —Joni Dear Public Access: Glad to tell you, J, that you can still worship at the altar of Saint Angelina. While A.J. does indeed have some nasty little Vices that are sure to shock, all the good deeds she does for the world are the real deal. She's a mama bear and loves helping others. The press is just the cherry on top of the sundae...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Are Olivia Wilde and Bradley Cooper the Newest Vice Couple?

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Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images; Kevin Winter/Getty Images Dear Ted; Please tell me Olivia Wilde does not have a Blind Vice. She seems so nice. Is she really like that on set? Also, who is she dating? She has been seen with Ryan Gosling , Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper . I don't like Ryan or Justin, so I would love to see her with Bradley. —julie Dear Wildeing Out: Just 'cause certain celebs have Vices doesn't mean they're not nice— Cruella St. Shackles as an obvious exception. Don't be so harsh on our Vice stars—we still heart ‘em. Well, most of them, at least. As for O's many rumored romances, well, she isn't exactly getting serious with anyone right now—but Bradley would be your best bet. Dear Ted: I think King Schlong is Bradley Cooper. With his size 14 shoe, I think he fits the bill! —cjc RELATED: Are Bradley Cooper and Olivia Wilde Nursing Hangovers Together? Dear The Coop Scoop: While the two definitely have a few things in common, Brad-boy is...