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Bitch-Back! Is Justin Theroux's Ex the One We Should Be Feeling Sorry For?

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Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images; Rodin Banica/PatrickMcMullan.com/Sipa Press Dear Ted: You defended Jennifer Aniston by saying "it's totally different" with her and Justin Theroux because Justin wasn't married to his live-in GF, Heidi Bivens , and Brad and Jen were married when Brad left Jen for Angelina Jolie . Just because two people aren't married doesn't mean that their relationship isn't as significant as people who are married. Furthermore, Justin and his GF were in a relationship longer than Brad and Jen were together in total. I personally feel bad for Justin's ex who was totally left in the dust with the rug pulled out from under her. —L.M. Dear Big Love: Thanks for the lesson in romance. And I agree that Justin and Heidi's 14-year relationship shouldn't be overlooked. But if their relationship was so solid, he wouldn't have ditched her. Just sayin'. Ultimately, I do realize this same reasoning bounces right back to how things ...

Morning Bitch-Back! Just How Divalicious Is Jennief Lopez?

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Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images Dear Ted: I am sitting in front of my laptop with my jaw unhinged. Did Jennifer Lopez really shove Mary - Louise Parker out of the way in an effort to meet the royals in L.A.? I read on another site that MLP was quoted as saying she did not get to meet the royals because J.Lo shoved her out of the way. I've always suspected that J.Lo's girl-next-door attitude was bologny. Is she this ruthless? —Jill Dear Butt-In Babe: MLP said it, all right. You can't really blame Jenny (and her mama) too much tho, I'd be knockin' people over to chat with the hottie prince if I had to find a new man, too! Kidding, but do not underestimate our J.Lo, who, by the way, is a total horror from the block, manners-wise. And if you're really put out that J.Lo can show her claws when she wants to, then you need to reassess your Idol -lovin' sitch, 'cause La Jennifer has never kept her diva-tude too secret. Dear Ted: My question is about a coupl...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Kris Jenner Miserable?

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AKM Images Dear Ted: First off, some of your reader aren't so smart and need to chill! Why did Kris Jenner get plastic surgery? I have no ideal how old she is, but she looked great. I hope she's not unhappy or something. —Lazy Daisy Dear Face - Lift Fiasco: Trust, Kris is happy and confident. The Kardashian klan just have a way different way of seeing nips and tucks. Kim's said she'll get plastic surgery when things start to sag. Kourt got her boobs done already, and we've all seen what happened to Bruce Jenner 's face. Dealio is that Kris just wanted an extra-surprised-lookin' face for her tot's nuptuals. Runs in the fam, darling! Dear Ted: How many of the Glee kids were surprised with Ryan Murphy 's announcement on several of them leaving after this next season? What about those not mentioned, specifically Dianna Agron , Mark Salling , Amber Riley and the other originals? Guess they will all hit the road and, of course, not be part of the po...

Bitch-Back! What Do Robsten's Parents Think of Their Steamy Relationship?

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Kevin Winter/Getty Images Dear Ted: It must be hard on Robert Pattinson 's and Kristen Stewart 's parents to have to see or hear the gossip spewed about their children on a regular basis. That doesn't even take in the fact that some of these people got their hacking hands on a certain family photo at one Christmas and continue to post it in videos on YouTube and other websites. —Billie Dear Robsten's Roots: It's true that Rob's and Kristen's parentals do have to deal with the constant false gossip about their kiddies, but suffice it to say, these are burdens they're willing to bear—as they've support their kids' career choices fully.  Also, these kids are pretty damn famous, don't forget. I'd like to think that both Rob and Kristen have spoiled their parents, accordingly. Dear Ted: Why is it that people instantly judge all of Taylor Swift 's boyfriends after they split. Why don't people just realize it could also be her! —K RE...

Bitch-Back! Did Ed and Leighton Mix Business With Pleasure on the Gossip Girl Set?

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Giovanni Rufino/ The CW Dear Ted: Are the dating rumors about Leighton Meester and Garrett Hedlund true? They are rarely seen together, other than when they were promoting Country Strong , but the rumors remain. What I really want to know is if Leighton and Ed Westwick have ever hooked up? They seem like good friends, but with chemistry like they have on the show, how can there not be something more there? —Chick Dear Gossip Girl Gossiper: Leighton and Garrett may have had the trailers rocking a bit during filming (and maybe a few times afterward), but they are both free birds at the moment. And as for Chair's real-life counterparts, Leighton and Ed have some serious sparks onscreen, obvi, but sadly, the chemistry ends there. Dear Ted: I saw Rob Lowe being interviewed at a function for the royals last week, and he said he admired William for leading his life with dignity (I agree!). But the cynic in me got to wondering if Rob was a good one to make that call. We all know he...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Will Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer Reunite?

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DREAMWORKS Dear Ted: I Am Number Four was not a mega hit but it wasn't a flop either. My sweet rescue terrier, Cupcake , and I would like to know if the producers of the movie decided to make a sequel (there are more books in that series), would exes Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron be legally obligated to star in it. I know most of the Twilight crew signed on in the beginning for at least three films. Just curious. And frankly, Cupcake and I thought their chemistry was great in Number Four . —Cupcake and Liz Dear I Am Number Five: The studio definitely had these par-tick hotties sign on for multiple flicks, in hopes that alien adventure would be the next big box office hit—which it wasn't. So, yes, the cast is locked in whether they like it or not (most likely the latter, doll), but the likelihood of a sequel is slim. You're right about the hot chemistry tho, C—probably too hot though, right? Dear Ted: Well, the Twilight train is slowing down, but Robert and Kristen ...

Morning Bitch-Back! Kristen Stewart + Emma Stone = A Match Made in Heaven?

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Mike Marsland/WireImage; Brian Dowling/MTV/PictureGroup via AP Images Dear Ted: Forget the Robert Pattinson- Kristen Stewart and Andrew Garfield- Emma Stone pairings, I want a Kristen-Emma pairing like right now! These two hot and beautiful badasses are my favorite actresses right now and I would love to see them both onscreen together. Kristen is tough while Emma is funny, but both are sexy, talented, beautiful and way cool—head and shoulders above their contemporaries. They would make an awesome pairing onscreen don't you think? But no cheesy and predictable rom-com though. Think more Thelma and Louise with a hot unknown to play the Brad Pitt role. —Kim Dear Kremma Hopeful: Love the way you're thinking, K! These two ladies would be perfect complements for female leads—tho, I wanna point out that Emma can be all badass too (just watch Zombieland ), and Kris can be pretty funny in her totally awk way. Maybe for your new Thelma and Louise , K and E will do that whole Nata...

Morning Bitch-Back! Weight Wars: How Thin Is Too Thin?

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KM Press; SHAN/GSI Media Dear Ted: I can't believe I am defending LeAnn Rimes , but it seems to me that her current body is no thinner than the average young Hollywood type, such as Audrina Patridge, who is way scary skinny and touted as a "best bikini body." Isn't the only difference with LeAnn that she has transformed and annoys everyone by tweeting about it? If she arrived on the scene looking like she looks now, she'd be in all the "best body" lists. Just saying... —Laura Dear Stop Making Sense: Sadly, you are entirely correct. Dear Ted: Looking at pictures of that teen bride...Well, she obviously isn't really a teen. She's at least 30! Please don't give those losers attention and press. Let's focus on the interesting ones! ­—Betty RELATED: LeAnn Rimes Joins the Leaked-Photo Scandal--and Denial--Club Dear Hypocrite: Doll, you're the one who just wrote in about them, garnering them even more ink! Congrats! Dear Ted: Will the go...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Visions of Closeted Gays and Gaga Fill Readers' Dreams!

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Dear Ted: I had this dream the other night. Lady Gaga was performing "Born This Way" at the Oscars, and she dedicated it to all of the closeted actors and actresses in the audience—not by name, of course—and invited them to stand up, be proud and join her on the stage. At first, it was just Gaga, but then Neil Patrick Harris went up on stage and Jane Lynch . Then a few other out celebs went up. Slowly, other celebs went up. Jake Gyllenhaal , Taylor Lautner , James Franco , Hugh Jackman , Angelina Jolie , Nicole Kidman and Kristen Stewart (K went first, by the way) all went up. Everyone was cheering and celebrating. Things got a bit X-rated from there, but anyway, my point is, Was my subconscious onto anything there? Any of these celebs (not asking which, of course) in the closet? —Wanda Dear Magic Wanda : Oh if only coming out were this simple in Hollywood—just like a dream! Unfortunately, reality is much harsher. There are definitely some question marks on that subcon...

Morning Bitch-Back! Who's More Hated: LeAnn or Angie?

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Gerardo More/Getty Images; BABIRAD/SIPA Dear Ted: So now you're trying to justify the hatred for LeAnn Rimes and nullify any potential hatred for Jennifer Aniston by pretending that the deep, deep hatred for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt doesn't, and never, existed? (Blinks.) Ted, are you truly saying that a multitude of people never posted extremely vile and negative comments about Angie and Brad...well, mainly about Angie...in defense of poor, pitiful Jen on your blog? And for goodness sake man, what is your damage with LeAnn Rimes? I love you babe, but come on! —Yvette Dear Homewreckers Anon: Hardly, babe. I said that the reason LeAnn's backlash may seem so much worse than A.J.'s is 'cause Angelina was a huge megamovie star before she was slapped the "husband stealer" label, so she had legions of fans willing to defend her. A lot of people outside the country circuit don't know L.R. for anything more than snatching men and tweeting bikini pics...

Bitch-Back! Bitchy Robsten Fans Fight Back!

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Summit Entertainment Dear Ted: Ted dear, such an embarrassing day for you. Two major articles and two major blunders. First you attempted to slam the Snow White and the Huntsman rewrite by indicating that you've read the script. There's already been a couple of rewrites of the script, sweetie. You're in Hollywood, it's a normal process. It happens. One thing we do know, Universal is making it the best movie it can be with the Oscar-nominated writer on the rewrite. As for No. 2, well, what was that you said about Rob losing out on a role to some O.C. guy who was supposed to have the part or whatever? Not true . You should really stop trying to make Rob and Kristen look bad and spend time honing your sources. You're slipping, Ted. Quitting smoking is frying your brain, sweetie. —PhillyGirl Dear Pissed Off Philly: Wow, dear, you'd think you were the one who quit smoking—you're even crabbier than I am! But for all that script reading you do, sweetie , it ...

Afternoon Bitch-Back? Is Angelina Jolie in It Just for the Press?

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UNHCR/J. Tanner Dear Ted: Coming from a family of ferocious mothers, I was raised to be a strong woman, and because of that, I have found myself looking up to Angelina Jolie since my childhood. However, I'm not stupid and I can tell that ever since her relationship with Brad Pitt started, she's kept her Vices to herself and that doesn't bother me. It's part of the job description, but what I'm wondering is if all the adoption and charity work is a facade? Does she truly care or is it all about the publicity? I've heard nasty rumors about her reasons for taking in those kids and it would be a bit of bummer if they were true. —Joni Dear Public Access: Glad to tell you, J, that you can still worship at the altar of Saint Angelina. While A.J. does indeed have some nasty little Vices that are sure to shock, all the good deeds she does for the world are the real deal. She's a mama bear and loves helping others. The press is just the cherry on top of the sundae...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Barack Obama Commander-and-Vicer?

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AP Photo/Evan Vucci Dear Ted: I assume that no one was all that shocked when the Bill Clinton cheating on Hillary scandal broke, but it got me to thinking. The Obamas look so happy and solid together, I think I'd be devastated to discover that there are problems there. Please tell me I can rest assured that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are all that they seem? —Fiona Dear Presidential Problem: They've got a lot on their plates—what with running the friggin' country for B and hitting the social scene (always for a good cause, of course) and fashionista mom duties for M—but they're totally a team. Don't fret, our American royalty is Oval Office-scandal free. No blue dresses here! Dear Ted: Between the three, seemingly sweet and simple Emmas — Roberts , Watson , and Stone —who's the Viciest at this moment, and who has the greatest potential to join the ranks of B.V. Superstars? —Idy RELATED: Why Can't Potter Hottie Emma Get a Date?! Dear Triple Troubl...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Barack Obama Commander-and-Vicer?

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AP Photo/Evan Vucci Dear Ted: I assume that no one was all that shocked when the Bill Clinton cheating on Hillary scandal broke, but it got me to thinking. The Obamas look so happy and solid together, I think I'd be devastated to discover that there are problems there. Please tell me I can rest assured that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are all that they seem? —Fiona Dear Presidential Problem: They've got a lot on their plates—what with running the friggin' country for B and hitting the social scene (always for a good cause, of course) and fashionista mom duties for M—but they're totally a team. Don't fret, our American royalty is Oval Office-scandal free. No blue dresses here! Dear Ted: Between the three, seemingly sweet and simple Emmas — Roberts , Watson , and Stone —who's the Viciest at this moment, and who has the greatest potential to join the ranks of B.V. Superstars? —Idy RELATED: Why Can't Potter Hottie Emma Get a Date?! Dear Triple Troubl...

Afternoon Bitch-Back? Is Angelina Jolie in It Just for the Press?

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UNHCR/J. Tanner Dear Ted: Coming from a family of ferocious mothers, I was raised to be a strong woman, and because of that, I have found myself looking up to Angelina Jolie since my childhood. However, I'm not stupid and I can tell that ever since her relationship with Brad Pitt started, she's kept her Vices to herself and that doesn't bother me. It's part of the job description, but what I'm wondering is if all the adoption and charity work is a facade? Does she truly care or is it all about the publicity? I've heard nasty rumors about her reasons for taking in those kids and it would be a bit of bummer if they were true. —Joni Dear Public Access: Glad to tell you, J, that you can still worship at the altar of Saint Angelina. While A.J. does indeed have some nasty little Vices that are sure to shock, all the good deeds she does for the world are the real deal. She's a mama bear and loves helping others. The press is just the cherry on top of the sundae...

Afternoon Bitch-Back! Are Olivia Wilde and Bradley Cooper the Newest Vice Couple?

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Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images; Kevin Winter/Getty Images Dear Ted; Please tell me Olivia Wilde does not have a Blind Vice. She seems so nice. Is she really like that on set? Also, who is she dating? She has been seen with Ryan Gosling , Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper . I don't like Ryan or Justin, so I would love to see her with Bradley. —julie Dear Wildeing Out: Just 'cause certain celebs have Vices doesn't mean they're not nice— Cruella St. Shackles as an obvious exception. Don't be so harsh on our Vice stars—we still heart ‘em. Well, most of them, at least. As for O's many rumored romances, well, she isn't exactly getting serious with anyone right now—but Bradley would be your best bet. Dear Ted: I think King Schlong is Bradley Cooper. With his size 14 shoe, I think he fits the bill! —cjc RELATED: Are Bradley Cooper and Olivia Wilde Nursing Hangovers Together? Dear The Coop Scoop: While the two definitely have a few things in common, Brad-boy is...

Morning Bitch-Back! Is Everyone Wrong About January Jones?

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Murray Close/Twentieth Century Fox Dear Ted: With this massive hater-thon people have been having toward January Jones lately—saying that she is a diva, a be-yotch, sleeps around etc, how come there has never been any gossip about her from the Mad Men set? If she's the mean person that some people are trying to make her out to be, then surely bad word would have come from her main work place by now, wouldn't it? —B Dear Mad Woman: I'll admit: J.J. definitely has a rep in this town, but I don't hate the babe. Actually, while people will rip on her for her ‘tude or her apparent lack of acting skills, I think she's damn smart (girl knows how work her publicity, that's for sure!). And yes, there's some Vicey biz on Mad Men , but she's hardly at fault for it all. C'mon, can't everyone just give the mama-to-be a break? Dear Ted: I think I've got it, doll! King Schlong must be Justin Timberlake ! It seems to be the perfect match! Oh, and aweso...

Morning Bitch-Back! Will Jennifer Aniston Ever Catch a Break?

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Victor Chavez/WireImage Dear Ted: People bitch if she dates and bitch if she doesn't. The woman can't win. Jennifer Aniston seems like a truly nice person. And she is so over Brad Pitt , but every time her name is brought up, somebody throws in Angelina Jolie . What is everyone's problem? Let her live her life! —Skittle Dear Aiding Aniston: Trust, Skittle, Jen knows the jokes that get made about her—ya know, that she might as well buy cats 'cause it isn't going to work on the dating front—but she doesn't care anymore. She's used to the Brad Pitt problem and the comparisons to Ange, so she just keeps on keeping on with her life. It won't change anytime soon either. Dear Ted: Does Blake Lively 's Vice have anything to do with her naked photos? We have established that it's actually her in the photos right? Love how she shows up to the Green Lantern premiere virtually announcing "Naked photo scandal of me? No way!" by (a) bringing her ...

Morning Bitch-Back! Are Gay Dads Dubious Too?

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img113.yfrog.com/i/n84v.jpg/ Dear Ted: Was the gay daddies edition even serious? Ditch Clay because, well, he's Clay friggin' Aiken. The next two were a little tough, but do NPH, because he's so good at playing straight I figure he can act for a few hours with me. Then marry Ricky because any man who wants kids enough to adopt as a single parent, gay straight or otherwise, is good enough for me. Now here's the real question: Do any of these guys have Vices that, now that they're out and proud, are still lingering in the background? —Katie Dear Daddy Dearest: Disagree, K. I actually think this par-tick game was quite tough, but only because of two players. I'm with you on ditchin' Clay, tho I know there are some babes who are totally smitten with his Southern comfort. But do you do bon-bon-licious Ricky Martin or gorgeous Neil Patrick Harris ? And both DILFs are worthy of a ring, so which do you wed? It's a tough call! As for Vices, I've always s...

Bitch-Back! Bitchy Robsten Fans Fight Back!

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Summit Entertainment Dear Ted: Ted dear, such an embarrassing day for you. Two major articles and two major blunders. First you attempted to slam the Snow White and the Huntsman rewrite by indicating that you've read the script. There's already been a couple of rewrites of the script, sweetie. You're in Hollywood, it's a normal process. It happens. One thing we do know, Universal is making it the best movie it can be with the Oscar-nominated writer on the rewrite. As for No. 2, well, what was that you said about Rob losing out on a role to some O.C. guy who was supposed to have the part or whatever? Not true . You should really stop trying to make Rob and Kristen look bad and spend time honing your sources. You're slipping, Ted. Quitting smoking is frying your brain, sweetie. —PhillyGirl Dear Pissed Off Philly: Wow, dear, you'd think you were the one who quit smoking—you're even crabbier than I am! But for all that script reading you do, sweetie , it ...