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Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images Dear Ted: I am sitting in front of my laptop with my jaw unhinged. Did Jennifer Lopez really shove Mary - Louise Parker out of the way in an effort to meet the royals in L.A.? I read on another site that MLP was quoted as saying she did not get to meet the royals because J.Lo shoved her out of the way. I've always suspected that J.Lo's girl-next-door attitude was bologny. Is she this ruthless? —Jill Dear Butt-In Babe: MLP said it, all right. You can't really blame Jenny (and her mama) too much tho, I'd be knockin' people over to chat with the hottie prince if I had to find a new man, too! Kidding, but do not underestimate our J.Lo, who, by the way, is a total horror from the block, manners-wise. And if you're really put out that J.Lo can show her claws when she wants to, then you need to reassess your Idol -lovin' sitch, 'cause La Jennifer has never kept her diva-tude too secret. Dear Ted: My question is about a coupl...

Mike Marsland/WireImage; Brian Dowling/MTV/PictureGroup via AP Images Dear Ted: Forget the Robert Pattinson- Kristen Stewart and Andrew Garfield- Emma Stone pairings, I want a Kristen-Emma pairing like right now! These two hot and beautiful badasses are my favorite actresses right now and I would love to see them both onscreen together. Kristen is tough while Emma is funny, but both are sexy, talented, beautiful and way cool—head and shoulders above their contemporaries. They would make an awesome pairing onscreen don't you think? But no cheesy and predictable rom-com though. Think more Thelma and Louise with a hot unknown to play the Brad Pitt role. —Kim Dear Kremma Hopeful: Love the way you're thinking, K! These two ladies would be perfect complements for female leads—tho, I wanna point out that Emma can be all badass too (just watch Zombieland ), and Kris can be pretty funny in her totally awk way. Maybe for your new Thelma and Louise , K and E will do that whole Nata...

KM Press; SHAN/GSI Media Dear Ted: I can't believe I am defending LeAnn Rimes , but it seems to me that her current body is no thinner than the average young Hollywood type, such as Audrina Patridge, who is way scary skinny and touted as a "best bikini body." Isn't the only difference with LeAnn that she has transformed and annoys everyone by tweeting about it? If she arrived on the scene looking like she looks now, she'd be in all the "best body" lists. Just saying... —Laura Dear Stop Making Sense: Sadly, you are entirely correct. Dear Ted: Looking at pictures of that teen bride...Well, she obviously isn't really a teen. She's at least 30! Please don't give those losers attention and press. Let's focus on the interesting ones! ­—Betty RELATED: LeAnn Rimes Joins the Leaked-Photo Scandal--and Denial--Club Dear Hypocrite: Doll, you're the one who just wrote in about them, garnering them even more ink! Congrats! Dear Ted: Will the go...

Gerardo More/Getty Images; BABIRAD/SIPA Dear Ted: So now you're trying to justify the hatred for LeAnn Rimes and nullify any potential hatred for Jennifer Aniston by pretending that the deep, deep hatred for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt doesn't, and never, existed? (Blinks.) Ted, are you truly saying that a multitude of people never posted extremely vile and negative comments about Angie and Brad...well, mainly about Angie...in defense of poor, pitiful Jen on your blog? And for goodness sake man, what is your damage with LeAnn Rimes? I love you babe, but come on! —Yvette Dear Homewreckers Anon: Hardly, babe. I said that the reason LeAnn's backlash may seem so much worse than A.J.'s is 'cause Angelina was a huge megamovie star before she was slapped the "husband stealer" label, so she had legions of fans willing to defend her. A lot of people outside the country circuit don't know L.R. for anything more than snatching men and tweeting bikini pics...

Murray Close/Twentieth Century Fox Dear Ted: With this massive hater-thon people have been having toward January Jones lately—saying that she is a diva, a be-yotch, sleeps around etc, how come there has never been any gossip about her from the Mad Men set? If she's the mean person that some people are trying to make her out to be, then surely bad word would have come from her main work place by now, wouldn't it? —B Dear Mad Woman: I'll admit: J.J. definitely has a rep in this town, but I don't hate the babe. Actually, while people will rip on her for her ‘tude or her apparent lack of acting skills, I think she's damn smart (girl knows how work her publicity, that's for sure!). And yes, there's some Vicey biz on Mad Men , but she's hardly at fault for it all. C'mon, can't everyone just give the mama-to-be a break? Dear Ted: I think I've got it, doll! King Schlong must be Justin Timberlake ! It seems to be the perfect match! Oh, and aweso...

Victor Chavez/WireImage Dear Ted: People bitch if she dates and bitch if she doesn't. The woman can't win. Jennifer Aniston seems like a truly nice person. And she is so over Brad Pitt , but every time her name is brought up, somebody throws in Angelina Jolie . What is everyone's problem? Let her live her life! —Skittle Dear Aiding Aniston: Trust, Skittle, Jen knows the jokes that get made about her—ya know, that she might as well buy cats 'cause it isn't going to work on the dating front—but she doesn't care anymore. She's used to the Brad Pitt problem and the comparisons to Ange, so she just keeps on keeping on with her life. It won't change anytime soon either. Dear Ted: Does Blake Lively 's Vice have anything to do with her naked photos? We have established that it's actually her in the photos right? Love how she shows up to the Green Lantern premiere virtually announcing "Naked photo scandal of me? No way!" by (a) bringing her ...

img113.yfrog.com/i/n84v.jpg/ Dear Ted: Was the gay daddies edition even serious? Ditch Clay because, well, he's Clay friggin' Aiken. The next two were a little tough, but do NPH, because he's so good at playing straight I figure he can act for a few hours with me. Then marry Ricky because any man who wants kids enough to adopt as a single parent, gay straight or otherwise, is good enough for me. Now here's the real question: Do any of these guys have Vices that, now that they're out and proud, are still lingering in the background? —Katie Dear Daddy Dearest: Disagree, K. I actually think this par-tick game was quite tough, but only because of two players. I'm with you on ditchin' Clay, tho I know there are some babes who are totally smitten with his Southern comfort. But do you do bon-bon-licious Ricky Martin or gorgeous Neil Patrick Harris ? And both DILFs are worthy of a ring, so which do you wed? It's a tough call! As for Vices, I've always s...

Victor Chavez/WireImage Dear Ted: People bitch if she dates and bitch if she doesn't. The woman can't win. Jennifer Aniston seems like a truly nice person. And she is so over Brad Pitt , but every time her name is brought up, somebody throws in Angelina Jolie . What is everyone's problem? Let her live her life! —Skittle Dear Aiding Aniston: Trust, Skittle, Jen knows the jokes that get made about her—ya know, that she might as well buy cats 'cause it isn't going to work on the dating front—but she doesn't care anymore. She's used to the Brad Pitt problem and the comparisons to Ange, so she just keeps on keeping on with her life. It won't change anytime soon either. Dear Ted: Does Blake Lively 's Vice have anything to do with her naked photos? We have established that it's actually her in the photos right? Love how she shows up to the Green Lantern premiere virtually announcing "Naked photo scandal of me? No way!" by (a) bringing her ...