Blind Vice! Crotch Uh-Lastic Takes to the Sexy Skies
Must admit: we've been pretty worried about one par-tick Vicer lately. See, we adore Crotch Uh-Lastic and his hump-happy ways, but the dude's been tweaking out of his mind lately. Believe us, we so much preferred dishing on his skanky sexcapades than his dubious mindset. Which is why we're très thrilled that CU-L has put the cuckoo crap on hold and is making a sexy splash with his many boy-toys these days. But he's not into the poolside scene like he once was. No, Crotch has upgraded to... RELATED: Blind Vice: How Far Can Crotch Push It? http://eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=1463 The mile-high club! Yep, Crotch has taken his fagola flair to the friendly skies. But he's not picking up horny hunks in Virgin's first-class cabin—'cause like any celeb worth his superstar status, C racks up his frequent-flier miles on a private plane. Sound familiar? It's like Crotch took a page right out of Fey Oiled-Tush 's guide to being a dude on the D....