Afternoon Bitch-Back! Visions of Closeted Gays and Gaga Fill Readers' Dreams!
Dear Ted: I had this dream the other night. Lady Gaga was performing "Born This Way" at the Oscars, and she dedicated it to all of the closeted actors and actresses in the audience—not by name, of course—and invited them to stand up, be proud and join her on the stage. At first, it was just Gaga, but then Neil Patrick Harris went up on stage and Jane Lynch . Then a few other out celebs went up. Slowly, other celebs went up. Jake Gyllenhaal , Taylor Lautner , James Franco , Hugh Jackman , Angelina Jolie , Nicole Kidman and Kristen Stewart (K went first, by the way) all went up. Everyone was cheering and celebrating. Things got a bit X-rated from there, but anyway, my point is, Was my subconscious onto anything there? Any of these celebs (not asking which, of course) in the closet? —Wanda Dear Magic Wanda : Oh if only coming out were this simple in Hollywood—just like a dream! Unfortunately, reality is much harsher. There are definitely some question marks on that subcon...